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1. the Stupid
2. the Chronically Insecure
3. Racist Democrats
4. Attention Seekers

Listed in decreasing order of importance

the stupids get broken down in paste-eaters, numbskulls, nitwits, fucktards, people whose heads get stuck in pickle jars, people who lose arguments with babies, douchenozzles, tiger petters, people who jump up and down on frozen lakes to test the strength of the ice, shaved gorillas, the voluntarily lobotomized, and finally, Cubs fans