liberal liberate libertine liberace

When did the current administration's party cast off the mantle of fiscal responsibility that it wore for so many years?

Higgledy Piggledy
Jacqueline Kennedy
Finding that widowhood
Lacking in Classes
Up and decided that
Unsuitability
Wouldn't deter her from
Mr. Onassis

IF you get the following error:


Error: Could not open command file '/usr/local/nagios/var/rw/nagios.cmd' for update!

The permissions on the external command file and/or directory may be incorrect. Read the FAQs on how to
setup proper permissions.

An error occurred while attempting to commit your command for processing.

Then -- what you need to do is set the following files to the same GROUP as your webserver:

/usr/local/nagios/var/rw
and
/usr/local/nagios/var/rw/command.cmd

That should fix it right up

President Bush insults all Americans and victims of 9/11 by changing public enemy #1 from Osama to Saddam to advance his 'wag the dog' model of distracting Americans from his weakness as president.

Higgledy Piggledy
Ludwig von Beethoven
Annoyed by requests for music to hum
Finally replied, with oversimplicity
Here's my fifth symphony
Da Da Da Dum

If you order a Zep in norristown or pottstown, they know what you're talking about. Why is that? Why nowhere else ?



Philly Foods

http://www.elliottsamazing.com/phlfood.html

Everyone says you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

Well, I say you can tune a piano and you can tunafish.

Installing openssh (version 3.4p1) for solaris8 is way more complicated than it used to be. First off, you need to get all new packages of openssh , and openssl, and zlib. Don't try installing a new version of openssh with an old version of openssl -- you'll get an error libcrypto.so.0.9.6: symbol main: referenced symbol not found.

Secondly, there's a new step of installing the random number generator. You need to either get the sun patches, or download prngd, or egd. Here's a great link explaining everything: http://www.sunfreeware.com/openssh8.html

Several years ago, I walked into a computer store to purchase something or other, and while I was in there I witnessed an exchange that stuck with me. An African was looking at some books, and approached the owner, an older Korean guy asking for a deal. "C'mon on, you can give me a good price, I'm your friend". The owner snaps back quickly, "You not my friend, MONEY my friend!"

Do I have anything of substance to say today?